Dishes

For SATB Choir

 

Instrumentation: SATB Choir
Duration: 2′
Difficulty: Grade 3: (Intermediate)
Accompaniment: A Cappella
Language: English

Ordering Information

  • Sold per singer copy.
  • Minimum purchase of 8 copies.
  • One complimentary conductor score is included with every qualifying order.
  • Please purchase one singer copy for each member of your ensemble.

 

Price range: $2.75 through $4.75

For SATB Choir

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Program Notes

I may be wrong, but with my experience in life so far, I’ve found that absolutely no one that I know enjoys doing dishes. I myself share that same dislike. In the fall of
2010, I shared a house with three other people. One day, I had come home to a sink completely full of dishes (that were not mine), a dishwasher that was empty, and
an odor that reminded me of cottage cheese that is 3 months past its expiration.


Needless to say, I couldn’t leave the kitchen in this shape so I gave in. While I was cleaning, rather than bickering to myself, text started to form in my head. Then it dawned on me. How funny would it be to write a piece about doing the dishes? I could write about my experience that would surely turn out to be a funny story. It would be comical to both perform and listen to, yet I could still write something that would present a challenge, which is always my goal. And thus, “Dishes” was born, and I immediately began working on text.


Once the text was finished, my goal was to match the comic aspects of the text, in a musical way as well. Between chromatic lines and key jumps, it is both challenging and fun for all types of acapella choirs and audiences.

Text

Dishes, dishes
Look at all the dirty dishes.
Why does no one feel the need to do their
own dishes?
This is getting out of hand,
I can’t find one clean pan,
Just take a look at all these dishes.


In this house, there’s room for four.
Why do I always get stuck with the chores?
Dusting and sweeping and mopping the
floors,
But I hate doing dirty dishes and there’s
dishes galore!


Dishes, dishes
Look at all the dirty dishes!
This has got to be a joke,
None of these are mine,
They’re just sitting in the sink
Growing mold and lime!
I shouldn’t do them but I don’t want to get
sick,
They’ve got to get washed soon or else
they’re gonna stick!

So one by one, the dishes get done
My hands are all pruny but the dish soap has
won.
This sink is all clean,
No mold, lime, or grease
No more dirty dishes to crowd up both sides
of the sink!


So what will I do when the dishes come
again?
Well I won’t do them this time, not its your
turn my friend!
But you won’t do them will you?
Not even rinse them at most,
So don’t do the dirty dishes,
No don’t bother don’t


-Chris Lexow –
B.1987

Format

Digital Singer Copy PDF, Printed Singer Copy, Complete Edition (PDF + Print)

Voicing

SATB

Difficulty

Gr 4: Advanced

Duration

2-4 Minutes

Accompaniment

A Cappella

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